Obama Jokes

I recently received these from a friend. Some of them are actually kinda funny.

(Now I'll use simple words so the liberals will understand) Lighten up!

This was from the Rush Limbaugh Group!
People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning. However, if you make a joke about Obama, the Left labels you a "hater" or a racist." Well, we’re not haters or racists, but we do pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! We are publishing these jokes in the hope that you will get a laugh or two! Feel free to take any or all and spread them around.
: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.

Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First Amendment.

At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright. For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"?

           Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
           A: The pizza can feed a family of four.


Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It’s a convertible, but no one wants to see it with its top down.

Q: What’s the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin’ African.

Someone recently wrote, "A joke about Obama on the Letterman show is as likely as a joke about Mohammed in a mosque."

Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Barack Obama: He has what it takes to take what you’ve got!

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a
penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!

Q: What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They both stand onstage and attract young people with mindless yammer.

Obama’s campaign slogan was "Yes we can" and now it has become "Yes you will."

Q: What’s brown and in your pocket?
A: Obama’s hand.