All I got was a lousy PG?

When I told the "Rating Widget" to rate my blog it gave me a PG and said that it was based on the appearance of the following words:

gun (7 times)

kill (1 time)

Well obviously I'm not talking enough about the SECOND AMENDMENT. Yes, sweetheart, the first amendment gives you the right to call the President a fathead (or whatever). But (while you are harping about your favorite section of the Bill of Rights) don't forget that it's the Second Amendment that guarantees that you can keep the other nine amendments.