Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

From The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead (Paperback) by Max Brooks (son of Mel Brooks)

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

I have no idea what he would call it but M. Night Shyamalan could make a movie out of this!